36. If I ‘neg’ her?
The neg? Are you fucking serious? Are you a pheromone salesman who just lied and said you liked Hendricks and tonic because? Because you thought you were turning us on? Oh no now you say you are comfortable telling us what you do for a living. Never put your real name on a dating profile site, you say. I WONDER WHY because you, bald-assed motherfucker, just insulted US for being BLONDE.
Who knows you aren’t?
“Oh, but you’re not really blonde are you so you aren’t as stupid as you look either!”
Hit the back-button, now. Get your greasy mitts off this blog, you fuck. The neg is not, never can be, never will be, flirting.
And we can’t say it strongly enough.
Even if we thought about sucking your cock for a second.
