41. If I send him pictures of my ass?
This is certainly a grey area in the flirting milieu. As a friend who recently sent me a picture of her ass pointed out, even boys have them. You’re not seeing anything you couldn’t already see in your bedroom with the right mirrors.
I must differ with her on this issue, refined as her opinion may be. Although the booty barely cracks (snicker) the usual list of the top three parts a lustful gentleman wishes would appear spontaneously on the display of his mobile phone, it’s an alluring asset that you don’t generally show off in its entirety on a trip to the corner store. Even at a bar, you’re likely to reveal a half-ass at most.
Therefore, unless you’re asking an established platonic friend to evaluate the character and fitness of your derriere, you might as well be calling 1-900-Mix-a-Lot … because you, my friend, are kicking them nasty thoughts.
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