3. If I Say Goodnight to Him on IM?
What is he now, your own little stuffed tiger to hold at bedtime? It’s definitely cute — and pleasantly noncommittal, hundreds of miles away from one another as you may be. But why are you small-talking at all? Flirting is a time to be sharp. Unless your idea of flirting with a daily “good night” is to pre-emptively stray into comfy relationshippy patter. And you haven’t even got there yet, ugga mugga.
