4. If I Tag Her In the Facebook Photos of People I Don’t Actually Know?
You got home from the party. You’re too “awake” (drunk) to pass out yet, so you go sign into Facebook and see what other parties she’s ignored you at? Stop. If she hasn’t already approved those photo tags, it’s because she hates the photos or the people who took them or the visions evoked by her inbox alerts, of swaggering young lads who just go and rub one out after hitting their keyboard shortcuts a little hard— and you want to remind her of that?
