5. If I Mention Woody Allen?
You know what you are? You’re God’s answer to Job, y’know? You would have ended all argument between them. I mean, He would have pointed to you and said, y’know, “I do a lot of terrible things, but I can still make one of these.” You know? And then Job would have said, “Eh. Yeah, well, you win.”
If you name-drop the man who delivered those immortal lines, you may very well be flirting. The mere mention of the Patron Saint of Nebbishes has been known to leave erudite conversational partners weak in the knees. Either that or you “just really enjoy his films, y’know? I … I can relate.”
