6. If I Bend Over?
I was watching this couple at a cafe, both leaning over the counter after ordering. And they looked so comfortable, bent over: bottoms out, sure, but it wasn’t a come-on at all. They were pair-bonded in their ass display. For all the socially reasonable moments when one can bend over, though — oh, let me get the check! you forgot your umbrella! is my ass falling out of this summer dress? — as two single people conjoined in a moment of bending over, it’s always flirting if you could have just as easily bent at the knee. Or if he’s an ass man.
