Am I flirting?

If you urgently need to know whether something is flirting, you're welcome to decamp to http://amiflirting.com/submit or send correspondence to amiflirting (at) tumblr.com. Will we assume you're flirting with us? Only if you want us to.

Fig. 7: Bringing your girl to R. Kelly greatly increases the likelihood that some flirting is going to take place. (Note to R.: if you’re reading this and you have questions about whether you’re flirting or not, we’ll just let you assume “yes.”)