Am I flirting?

If you urgently need to know whether something is flirting, you're welcome to decamp to http://amiflirting.com/submit or send correspondence to amiflirting (at) tumblr.com. Will we assume you're flirting with us? Only if you want us to.

Portishead’s “Glory Box” contains potent flirting magic, and should be used sparingly to avoid ruining it for the rest of us. Am I Flirting? takes no responsibility for any regrettable liaisons you partake in using this information.