Am I flirting?

If you urgently need to know whether something is flirting, you're welcome to decamp to http://amiflirting.com/submit or send correspondence to amiflirting (at) tumblr.com. Will we assume you're flirting with us? Only if you want us to.
November 4

20. If I Voted?

Only if you took your panties off in the voting booth, handed them to the polling clerk with your ballot, and said:

“This is what democracy looks like.”

Also: only if you voted for That One. Because nothing says I wanna fuck you like I wanna fuck you with your reproductive and sexual rights intact. Gobama!