Am I flirting?

If you urgently need to know whether something is flirting, you're welcome to decamp to http://amiflirting.com/submit or send correspondence to amiflirting (at) tumblr.com. Will we assume you're flirting with us? Only if you want us to.
28. If my nostrils flare?
According to this fantastic Achewood strip, YES.

28. If my nostrils flare?

According to this fantastic Achewood strip, YES.