Am I flirting?

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35. If I’d like to do your nails?

Fluxblog comments on Tiga’s “Shoes” in a post entitled “Don’t Be Such a Flirt:”

Tiga flirts with and flatters a lady in relatively strange ways, and she rejects him at every turn, and the end result is a track in which it’s difficult to tell whether this is part of some odd sexual game they are playing, or if he’s a weirdo getting shot down for good reason, or if she’s just this incredibly aloof and unfeeling ice queen.

In our expert opinion, the correct answer is “he’s a weirdo getting shot down for good reason.” Those gloves don’t touch my skin, indeed.